TOP TEN LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT ST. PATRICK

This is the last top ten list I will post. I promise. Until Easter. Probably.

10. “Saint” is actually his first name, not a title.
9. He only showed up to Mass on Christmas and Easter.
8. His favorite basketball team was NOT the Celtics.
7. He dated English girls exclusively.
6. He preferred Pina Coladas over ale.
5. He had an intense fear of snakes and screamed like a girl when he saw one.
4. He made the whole Blarney Stone thing up to get $ from tourists.
3. Leprechaun’s hate him.
2. He had a “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” tattoo on his left buttock.
1. His spirit haunts Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance, just for fun.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (Sorry, God. I’m sure he was a really great guy…)

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